Just so you know, I rocked the Wii at tennis.  Today I got one of my profiles up to 2012 out of a possible 2000 rank points, and I broke the ranking chart.

How did I do it, you ask?  I spanked the fake tennis “pros” again and again and again until they cried.

And what did I get for it, you ask?  I think I have a small bulge of muscle in my shoulder.  And I think I lost a pound.