Actually, I felt sick yesterday. And the day before.

I think it was food poisoning from the ribbon candy I bought Kim (and which, fortunately, she did not eat). I didn’t know candy could make you so sick. I was the sickest I can ever remember being, complete with the headaches, the sweats, the shakes, the no-sleepies, and the coming out both ends at once. Yikes!

The moral of the story is: don’t buy the ribbon candy from Cracker Barrel, except as an anonymous gift for your most hated enemy!